“From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!”
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Famous Russell Howard Quotes
“I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade”
“Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!”
“What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!”
“This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!”
“Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life?”
“The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.”
“'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'”