Dandy in the Underworld
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Source: Dandy in the Underworld: An Unauthorized Autobiography – A Disarming Memoir in the Tradition of Byron and Wilde
“Clearly everyone in my life who should have been vertical was horizontal.”
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“I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman; half-Nazi, half-Liberace.”
“If I hear that people are litigious, I immediately dismiss them.”
“A woman is supposed to have curves like an old Bentley, not like some old bike.”
“To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.”
“People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.”
“[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]”
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“I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.”
“The motivation of all artists is 'Look at me, Mum'.”
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“Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.”
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“The function of music is to release us from the boredom of existence.”
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“I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.”
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“But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someone”
“My one concession to American sensibilities was to remove my nail polish.”