“I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”
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Famous Stephen Fry Quotes
“It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.”
Source: Moab is My Washpot: An Autobiography
“When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.”
Source: Paperweight
“I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.”
Source: Paperweight
“Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.”
Source: Moab is My Washpot