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Famous Thom Yorke Quotes
“My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.”
“I agree with whoever said Spice Girls are soft port. They're the antichrist.”
“I'm not taking things quite so seriously as before. Especially myself.”
“I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.”
“It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.”
“Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.”
“My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye.”
“My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.”
“Someone once asked me how the universe was created, I told him it all began with Pablo Honey”
“When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.”
“I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex.”
“You know, it's never easy to understand why I do what I do. For other people, I mean.”
“I was abducted by aliens as a boy. Aliens is the name of a pedophile who lived in my alley.”
“I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.”
“If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies.”
“Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.”
“I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.”
