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Famous Thom Yorke Quotes
“People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit.”
“I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.”
“I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.”
“I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.”
“I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!”
“I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.”
“If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.”
“There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.”
“When I was four I read the story of horton hears a who and I cried. I wanted to eat that elephant.”
“If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.”
“Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion”
“If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.”
“I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.”
“I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.”
“I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.”