Wise-saws: Or, Sam Slick in Search of a...
A source page for quotes linked to Thomas Chandler Haliburton.
“Some people have a perfect genius for doing nothing, and doing it assiduously.”
“Mothers can get weaned as well as babies.”
“Women forgive injuries, but never forget slights.”
“We reckon hours and minutes to be dollars and cents.”
“A brave man is sometimes a desperado: a bully is always a coward.”
“A coxcomb is four-fifths affectation and one-fifth vanity.”
“Fastidiousness is the envelope of indelicacy.”
“A woman who wants a charitable heart wants a pure mind.”
“Women will sometimes confess their sins, but I never knew one to confess her faults.”
“People have no right to make fools of themselves, unless they have no relations to blush for them.”
“Look not to a woman's head for her brains, but rather to her heart.”
“Life ain't all beer and skittles.”
“Vanity is not half a bad principle, if it will but stick to legitimate business.”
“Wishes, like castles in the air, are inexpensive and not taxable.”
“Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.”
“There is nothing like fun, is there? I haven't any myself, but I do like it in others.”
“Every man's religion is his own, and nobody else's business.”
“When a man is wrong and won't admit is, he always gets angry.”