“Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you to be their leader. If you can help them get their thing on TV or whatever, they want that. But no adult is looking for a role model.” IfsWantTryingHelpingNightForceRealizingLeaderRolesTvsModelsAdultsRole ModelsSaturdayWorkplaceSaturday NightSaturday Night Live Author:Tina Fey
“When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or glasses, in order to be able to read the cue cards.” AbleNightOrderChoicesGlassesContactCardsWornSaturdayLensesSaturday NightSaturday Night LiveContact Lenses Author:Tina Fey
“A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.” ThinkingWarJobsPoliticsPresidentChurchPoorIraqAdamPollsPresident BushDinosaursAdam And Eve Author:Tina Fey
“And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what, how about we cool it with the freedom fries anyway you fat asses. We're the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick fillets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams.” ThinkingKnowsWorldWarCountryHelpingUsePoliticsEffortEatingTrackNewspapersFatsAssSuitsPatrioticChicksLanesMallsGasolineFriesBusting Author:Tina Fey
