“Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.”
Quote by Dave Barry
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
This compilation showcases Dave Barry's wit and humor, featuring a selection of his most popular and entertaining pieces from his career as a humorist. more
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Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
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“My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.”
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“All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.”