“One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.”
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Source: Jefferson: Political Writings
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Source: Memoirs, correspondence and private papers of Thomas Jefferson, ed. by T.J. Randolph
“I never accepted a knighthood because to me, is honour enough?”
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