“My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot.” I CanMoralBrokenCompassParkingParking LotMoral Compass Author:Ben Quayle
“I send messages to the White House continuously” HouseWhiteMessagesWhite House Author:Mario Diaz-Balart
“Millions of Americans are either underemployed or unemployed” MillionsUnemployedUnderemployed Author:Mario Diaz-Balart
“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.” TryingMatterKidsParentTalkingFamilyProduceBehaviorNormalParentingBizarreTry AgainNot TalkingRefereeFunny ParentingFunny ParentParenthood Funny Book:Fatherhood Source: Fatherhood
“I will leave the U.S Congress when the term for which I was elected expires in January 2011 and return to the practice of law with a sense of duty fulfilled” LawTermPracticeDutyReturnCongressFulfilledJanuary Author:Mario Diaz-Balart
“States get to improve transportation infrastructure; that creates economic development, puts people back to work and, most important, enhances safety and improves local communities.” PeopleImportantStatesCommunityEconomicDevelopmentSafetyLocalsInfrastructureTransportationEconomic DevelopmentBack To WorkLocal CommunityTransportation Infrastructure Author:Corrine Brown
“The Emancipation Proclamation, signed by President Abraham Lincoln, was put into effect on January 1, 1863, but news of the Proclamation and enforcement did not reach Texas until after the end of the Civil War almost two years later.” YearsTwoWarEndsPresidentEffectsNewsCivil WarTwo YearsTexasEnforcementAbrahamJanuaryEmancipationProclamationEmancipation ProclamationJanuary 1 Author:Corrine Brown
“I do not support a constitutional amendment to prohibit gay marriage.” SupportGayAmendmentsGay MarriageGay PrideConstitutional Amendments Author:Corrine Brown
“When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.” WritingIdeasDrawsBad IdeasChameleonBlenders Author:Stephan Pastis