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“This isn’t a story about survival because a lot of my pieces have already been lost. Some rebirth has occurred, so I cannot say I’ve survived when I’m not the same person who started this journey.”

Book:Separate Things: A Memoir

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Separate Things: A Memoir

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“Yes, Mom. Wrap it before you tap it. Or was it don’t be silly and wrap your willy?” Suli tapped her chin. “No. I think it was sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!” “SULI!” I yelped. “Where are you learning this stuff?” “Don’t forget to cover your stump before you hump,” Albert interjected.”

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Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“A whoop of charmers will go bananas once they have felt all their efforts have been made in vain.”

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Book:Looking For Your Tribe: Poems

Source: Looking For Your Tribe: Poems

“He could not imagine what he and Sejanus had to discuss. Perhaps they’d found some mutual grievance — like how their families didn’t understand them — to whine about?”

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Book:The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Source: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

“Stop pointing fingers and placing blame on others. Your life can only change to the degree that you accept responsibility for it.”

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Book:Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

Source: Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Funny", he intoned funerally, "how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.”

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Book:The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Five Parts

Source: The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy: A Trilogy in Five Parts

“It is customary that no man cross the bridge to the tower of the betrothed, except your betrothed himself,” Christian explained. Sig coughed, a few words escaping that sounded suspiciously like “which one?”

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Book:A City of Whispers

Source: A City of Whispers

“She does every little thing I like,’ he gushes. Little does he know he likes every little thing she does.”

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Book:How to Love in Sanskrit

Source: How to Love in Sanskrit

“The dog did a somersault like a tossed pancake”

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Book:The Plague

Source: The Plague

“Blowing out a sigh, I stood. I could totally do this. I’d embrace the woodsy life and return to civilization as a changed person.”

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Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

“I had a familiar. “Seriously? Why didn’t you tell me?” I demanded. The pig snorted and gave me a deadpan look. Oh. Yeah.”

Magic Humour Dinosaurs Shifters Reverse Harem

Book:Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

Source: Dinosaurs, Doubts & Albert Einswine

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