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“There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.”

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Stephen Schneider

Stephen Schneider was an accomplished American climate scientist and environmental scientist. He made significant contributions to the field of global climate change research, particularly in the areas of climate modeling and the impact of climate change on ecosystems. Professor Schneider served as a professor at Stanford University and held key positions in various international organizations and committees. more

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