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“He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.”

Quote by Mark Twain

Book:Pudd'nhead Wilson

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Pudd'nhead Wilson

Mark Twain's satirical narrative delves into the complexities of slavery and its impact on the lives of individuals, particularly focusing on the transformation of a young slave into a free man and the consequences of his actions. more

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Mark Twain, born Samuel Langhorne Clemens, was a renowned American author and humorist in the 19th century. His works are characterized by humor, satire, and profound social insight, with notable novels such as 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' and 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn'. more

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