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“In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

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Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

Dave Barry, known for his wit and humor, presents a series of essays that delve into the peculiarities of human behavior, particularly focusing on the differences between men and women. The book combines Barry's distinctive style with insightful observations, offering readers a lighthearted look at the quirks of modern life. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

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