“I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.”
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Chic Murray
Chic Murray, born John Murray, was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and slapstick performances. He gained fame for his roles in various television shows and films. Murray's comedy career began in the 1940s, and he quickly rose to prominence in the New York comedy scene with his humorous and witty performances. more
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