“It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.”
Quote by Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert is an American comedian, writer, television host, and political commentator. He is known for his satirical style on the show 'The Colbert Report' and is recognized for his wit and humor, often offering sharp commentary on political and social issues. more
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