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“To enter Europe, you must have a valid passport with a photograph of yourself in which you look like you are being booked on charges of soliciting sheep.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

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Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

Dave Barry, known for his wit and sarcasm, presents a travel guide that combines humor with practical advice. The book is filled with his characteristic humor, providing readers with an entertaining take on the travel experience. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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