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“I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in Pound Cake and Fudge, With a Smile on His Face.' Let's face it. We don't know anything.”

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Richard Simmons

Richard Simmons is an American television actor, best known for his role in the popular TV show 'The Richard Simmons Show'. He is beloved by audiences for his unique comedic style and exaggerated performances. more

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