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“'I don't say a Zionist must be insane,' said President Weizmann, 'but it helps if he is.'”

Quote by George Mikes

Book:The Prophet Motive: Israel Today and Tomorrow

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The Prophet Motive: Israel Today and Tomorrow

This book delves into the current state of Israel, analyzing its social, political, and cultural landscape, and speculates on its future trajectory. more

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George Mikes was a Hungarian-British author born on February 15, 1912, and died on August 15, 1987. He was known for his humorous and satirical writing style. Mikes' works covered a variety of themes, including travel literature, humorous novels, and autobiography. more

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