“Personal & Confidential. Letters so marked should be. When the contents are only printed matter, though, the minifrauder succeeds in sowing illwill & ire.” ShouldWritingMatterSucceedLettersPrintedSowingConfidential Author:Malcolm Forbes
“Real writers-that is, capital W Writers-rarely make much money. Their biggest reward is the occasional reader's response.... Commentators-in-print voicing big fat opinions-you might call us small w writers-get considerably more feedback than Writers. The letters I personally find most flattering are not the very rare ones that speak well of my editorials, but the occasional reader who wants to know who writes them. I always happily assume the letter-writers is implying that the editorials are so good that I couldn't have written them myself.” KnowsWantWritingWellsRealBigsMightSpeakOpinionWrittenReaderLettersAssumingResponseRewardsFatsPrintFeedbackOccasionalCommentatorsFlatteringEditorialsImplying Author:Malcolm Forbes
“It ticks me no end when people get ticked off at those of us who comment audibly and in print on events and problems. That's what we're paid for. Why clutter up your mind with a bunch of facts that might inhibit the solve-ability of us who must express an opinion? After all, all the world cries out for a solution to its problems, and we supply them right and left. Come to think of it, it's we who should be giving our deplorers and detractors the blast; because 99% of the time they don't do as we say.” PeopleThinkingWorldGivingShouldWritingMindEndsFactsProblemMightLeftAbilityOpinionEventsCrySolutionsPaidSolveBunchPrintCommentBlastClutterTick Author:Malcolm Forbes
“What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?” WantSportsSellsAdvertisingResorts Author:Malcolm Forbes
“Re raising kids: Love, without discipline, isn't.” ChildrenKidsDisciplineRaising KidsKids Love Author:Malcolm Forbes
“There's one post-Christmas chore I love-writing thank-you letters.... Lots of companies for many reasonable reasons, I guess, have a policy against sending even Christmas cards, never mind things, at Christmastime. But our clan gets a big kick out of opening the Warner-Lambert box containing an assortment of their wares; we argue over which of the boys is to get the Union Oil Co. necktie [and] all the holiday long we play the marvelous Christmas music sent by Goodyear.... None of these things means that Forbes or Forbeses have been had. But all of us like being thought of.” WritingMindMeanLongHas BeensReasonPlayBigsCompanyBoysPolicyLettersUnionsBoxesOilArguingOpeningCardsPostsKicksReasonableHolidayMarvelousChoresContainingClansForbesChristmas CardNecktiesChristmas Music Author:Malcolm Forbes
“To switch lads and lassies from quickie ceremonies back to the catered works in to-be-worm-only-once white dresses, the [wedding] garment producers have turned to sociology. Through statistics as carefully laid out as a bridal train, they are establishing a correlation showing a higher divorce rate for the informally gowned.... They may just have something there.... If a bride has sunk a bunk of savings into a dress she can't use again in a second wedding, she might think twice about having a second.” IfsThinkingMayUseMightWhiteMarriageHigherDressesTrainRateDivorceProducersSavingStatisticsSociologyWormsCeremonySavingsGarmentsBridesLadCorrelationThink TwiceBunkBridalSecond MarriageLassieDivorce Rates Author:Malcolm Forbes
“On New York's Palm restaurant: Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.” New YorkToughSizeCustomersRestaurantsPalmsSteakClawsSchwarzeneggerLobster Author:Malcolm Forbes
“Let's begin by taking a smallish nap or two.” TwoNapsWinni The PoohWinnie The Pooh Life Author:A. A. Milne