“If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'”
Quote by Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
English biography, 120-180 words more
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