“If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.”
Quote by Christopher Titus
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Christopher Titus
Christopher Titus is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and autobiographical comedy. Born on October 1, 1964, he has had a career in comedy for over 30 years. Titus' work often involves personal experiences, including his family background, marriage, and professional challenges. more
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