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“No One Diets on Thanksgiving.”

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Book:Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

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Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist

This collection brings together a selection of Erma Bombeck's most cherished writings, offering readers a glimpse into her unique perspective on the humor and challenges of daily life. Known for her sharp wit and relatable anecdotes, Bombeck's work has touched the hearts of millions, making this book a timeless treasure for anyone who appreciates humor and the quirks of human nature. more

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Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more

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