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“Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

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George Lopez is a renowned American comedian, born on April 23, 1961, in Los Angeles, California. He is known for his unique comedic style and humorous insights into life, often focusing on family themes in his work. Lopez's comedy has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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