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Quote by Frederick The Great

“A king is the first servant and first magistrate of the state.”

Quote by Frederick The Great

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Frederick The Great

Frederick the Great, full name Frederick William Peter Augustus, was the King of Prussia and a military commander. During his reign, Prussia became one of the strongest powers in Europe. He is known for his military skills, reform spirit, and artistic taste. more

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