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“Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.”

Quote by Ray Romano

Book:Everything and a Kite

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Everything and a Kite

This book delves into the complexities of human relationships and the search for personal identity, set against the backdrop of a diverse and vibrant community. more

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences. more

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