“Life is a country that the old have seen, and lived in. Those who have to travel through it can only learn from them.” Quote by Joseph Joubert
“A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.” CarTravelNervousDisorderOrgansRemedySympatheticNervous SystemMassage Author:Jean Cocteau
“I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell.” NightTravelPaid Author:Erma Bombeck
“The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets. Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countinence” MenLooksToo MuchWiseTravelDrawsShirtsReachingBreastsPocketsPacksTravelerJacketsPassportsBeirutBlouses Book:Holidays in Hell Source: Holidays in Hell
“One of the special beauties of America is that it is the only country in the world where you are not advised to learn the language before entering. Before I ever set out for the United States, I asked a friend if I should study American. His answer was unequivocal. "On no account," he said. "The more English you sound, the more likely you are to be believed."” IfsWorldShouldSaidCountryStatesAmericaLanguageSoundAnswersUnitedUnited StatesStudySpecialTravelAccountsWhere You AreEnteringUnequivocalSpecial Beauty Author:Quentin Crisp
“Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"” LooksChildrenLongSaidEndsPlayHumorFunnyGamesTravelPlanes Author:Rita Rudner
“When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow. That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook cause you'll be looking for your sock.” WayNightNextCausesForgetMorningTravelPillowSockForget YouSleepersPocketbooks Author:Ping Bodie
“Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?" just say, "No one except the Lord."” WayFunnyNextFoundWalksLordTravelSittingEmptySeatsAisleJust Say No Author:Carol Leifer
“Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.” PlayTravelDriversIndonesia Author:Erma Bombeck
“The modern American tourist now fills his experience with pseudo-events. He has come to expect both more strangeness and more familiarity than the world naturally offers. He has come to believe that he can have a lifetime of adventure in two weeks and all the thrills of risking his life without any real risk at all.” WorldLifeBelieveTwoRealRiskWeekModernEventsAdventureOffersTravelLifetimeFamiliarityTwo WeeksTouristsTourismStrangenessPseudo Author:Daniel J. Boorstin
“Travelling is the ruin of all happiness. There's no looking at a building here after seeing Italy.” SeeingBuildingTravelRuins Author:Fanny Burney