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“Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound.”

Quote by David Letterman

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Late night with David Letterman: the book

This book offers a collection of David Letterman's memorable moments, humor, and personal stories from his tenure hosting the Late Night with David Letterman talk show. more

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David Letterman

David Letterman, born on April 12, 1947, is a renowned talk show host from the United States. Known for his unique humor and sharp interviewing skills, Letterman has long been associated with his late-night show. His program has been beloved by audiences for its in-depth interviews, humorous segments, and the iconic 'Late Show Top Ten' list. more

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