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“They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.”

Quote by Robert Orben

Book:2000 new laughs for speakers: the ad-libber's handbook

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2000 new laughs for speakers: the ad-libber's handbook

This book offers a wide array of techniques and strategies for delivering effective impromptu speeches and jokes. It is designed to help speakers develop their ad-libbing skills and engage audiences with humor in a spontaneous manner. more

Author

Robert Orben was an American writer known for his humorous and satirical writing style. Born on March 4, 1927, he was a prolific comedy writer, creating a vast array of works for television, radio, and the stage. more

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