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“The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other.”

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Book:Men At Arms: (Discworld Novel 15)

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Men At Arms: (Discworld Novel 15)

Men At Arms is a novel by Terry Pratchett, part of the popular Discworld series. The story follows the misadventures of the Night Watch, a group of guards in the city of Ankh-Morpork. The book is renowned for its clever humor, satirical take on societal norms, and the intricate world-building within the Discworld. It includes elements of fantasy, comedy, and political commentary, making it a standout entry in the series. more

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Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett was a British author renowned for his fantasy novel series, 'Discworld'. His works are appreciated for their unique humor and profound philosophical insights. Pratchett's contributions to literature extend beyond fantasy, encompassing science fiction, humor, and children's literature. more

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