“Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.” Quote by Guy Davenport
“Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.” MenHeartPoliticsPowerfulBrainHumorousConservativeWittyEulogy Author:Winston Churchill
“There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.” WayFirstsTwoDifficultSimpleDesignHumorousProgramMethodObviousWittyComplicatedOne WayCodeComplexityProgrammingSoftwareEngineeringTwo WaysProgrammersComputer ProgrammingComputer ScienceDeficiencyProgramming LanguagesComputer LanguageDevelopersSoftware EngineeringSoftware DesignComputer ProgrammersSoftware DevelopmentComputer SoftwareSimplicity In DesignFunny ComputerProgramming FunnySimplicity And EleganceSimple And ComplexProgress And Development Author:Tony Hoare
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.” WritingBookReadingLiteratureWasteHumorousWittyCleverRejectionCopiesClassic Insult Author:Moses Hadas
“You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.” InspirationalPowerfulSeriousHumorousDrinkingProfoundWittyStupidityWitInsane Author:Sacha Guitry
“Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.” SometimesScienceFearAtheismHumorousWittyRageScreamThesis Book:Emerson in His Journals Source: Emerson in His Journals
“When it comes to life the critical thing is whether you take things for granted or take them with gratitude.” GratitudeGratefulCriticalGrantedLive LifeThoughtfulThankfulnessExpress YourselfTaken For GrantedExpressing GratitudeThank You GratitudeGreat GratitudeLove And GratitudeInspirational GratitudeTaking Things For GrantedGratitude For HelpWords Of GratitudeLove GratitudeGratitude For LifeLiving Life WellThings To Be ThankfulJoy And GratitudeCritical SpiritDaily GratitudeShowing GratitudeDeep GratitudeThings We Take For GrantedLife For GrantedTaking Life For Granted Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Vote early and vote often.” PowerfulDemocracySocietyHumorousVoteWittyVotingMobsterElections And VotingPolitical Thinking Author:Al Capone