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“I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.”

Quote by Felipe Esparza

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Felipe Esparza is an American comedian known for his unique style and Latinx background. Born on June 11, 1976, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Esparza's comedy delves into everyday life and cultural issues, offering viewers a unique perspective and laughter. more

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