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“What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.”

Quote by Frank Carson

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Frank Carson was an Irish comedian known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Born on November 6, 1926, he passed away on February 22, 2012. Carson achieved great success in both Ireland and the UK, and his comedic works were beloved by audiences. more

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