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“For my first wedding, I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.”

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Sherri Shepherd

Sherri Shepherd is an American comedian, television host, and author. Known for her unique humor and likable personality, she gained prominence in the television industry as a co-host on 'The View'. Shepherd's career began in comedy clubs and gradually shifted to television, where she became a regular guest on various shows. more

“Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy Mary, you put some in her drink man, she, 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaah.' Oh yeah, that's really groovy man, Spanish fly is groovy, yeah. From then on, any time you see a girl: 'Wish I had some Spanish fly.' Go to a party see five girls standing alone: 'Boy if I had a whole jug of Spanish fly, I'd light that corner up over there. HAAAAAAH.'”

Ifs Knows Men Wells Whole Light Guy Girl Wish Party Talking Boys Five Crazy Drink Standing Yeah Corners Mary This Girl Standing Alone Jugs Groovy

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“Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?””

Mother Father

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“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”

Firsts Humor Funny Objects Picks Teeth Chairs Iron Metals Hook Dentist

Author:Bill Cosby

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