“I prefer to sleep with deaf girls. Those crazy chicks never have a safe word.”
Quote by Anthony Jeselnik
Author
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik, born on December 22, 1978, is an American comedian known for his sharp wit and unique performance style. He has gained recognition for his appearances in comedy clubs and television shows. more
You May Also Like
“The best way to break up with a girl is like I'm taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower.”
“Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.”
“Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.”
“I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.”