“One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!”
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
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“I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'”
“I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.”
“My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”
“I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
