“For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.” ScienceNamesFiveHundredDollarsCustomersSatisfiedParticlesArthurSubatomic ParticlesSatisfied CustomersQuarks Author:Scott Adams
“When they saw you kneeling, crying words you mean. Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs, pretending that your Al Green, Al Green.” MeanSawsCryGreenMusicalOpeningAlsPretendingEyeballsKneeling Author:Adam Ant
“Papa didn't cuss, he didn't raise a whole lot of fuss. But when we did wrong, Papa beat the hell out of us.” WholeFamilyHellBeatsRaisesPapa Author:James Brown
“I'd rather be Jack be smart, than Jack be quick. Watch out for the man with the big fat licking stick.” MenBigsGamesWatchesHe ManSmartSticksFatsBeing SmartNurseryLicking Author:James Brown
“My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.” DoeLawOrderLostLicenseMaserati Author:Joe Walsh
“In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.” IfsTryingJobsScienceTechnologyDogBitesPilotsAirplaneButtonsDog Bite Author:Scott Adams
“Jesus Christ is both the only price and sacrifice by which eternal redemption is obtained for believers.” JesusChristChristianitySacrificeEternalJesus ChristBelieverRedemption Author:Jonathan Edwards
“Fair Greece! sad relic of departed worth! Immortal, though no more! though fallen, great!” FairsFallenImmortalGreeceDepartedRelicsGreece And Rome Author:Lord Byron