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“Of all the various unpleasant ways to be aroused from a sound sleep, one of the worst is the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag. Myth Conceptions by Robert Asprin”

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Robert Asprin
Robert Asprin

Robert Asprin, born on June 28, 1946, was an American author of science fiction and fantasy fiction. Known for his humorous and satirical style, his works have won the hearts of readers. Asprin's most famous work is the 'Thieves' World' series, which combines elements of adventure, fantasy, and humor, becoming a representative of his literary career. more

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