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“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:Dave Barry Turns 50

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Dave Barry Turns 50

In this memoir, Dave Barry shares his personal anecdotes and observations as he navigates the milestone of turning fifty. The book is filled with Barry's signature wit and humor, offering readers a glimpse into his life and the unique perspective that comes with reaching this significant age. more

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Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

“Stacey was holding the throw pillow to her mouth now, and all that was visible were her huge, dark brown eyes. When she spoke, her voice was muffled."Who is that?" I started to explain, but Cayman bowed in her direction extending his arm with a flourish."Only the most handsome and smartest and downright most charming demon there is."But I know that's a mouthful, so you can call me Cayman." "Um." Her gaze darted around the room."Okay.”

Awkward Moments First Meeting Stacey Cayman

Book:Every Last Breath

Source: Every Last Breath

“I like awkward moments. They are full of tension and suspense. Anything's possible or, at the very least, they are the source of some electric sizzle.”

Awkward Awkward Moments Awkward Silence

Author:Donna Lynn Hope

“The hot water pools are steaming, Fagan and Monsanto and the others are all sitting peacefully up to their necks, they're all naked, but there's a gang of fairies also there naked all standing in various bath house postures that make me hesitate to take my clothes off just on general principles. (p. 106)”

Homosexuality Awkward Moments Hot Tubs

Book:Big Sur

Source: Big Sur

“My tendency to make awkward situations even more ininappropriate and uncomfortable was such a charming characteristic.”