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“The trees, in both Earth and Heaven, exist in the same form.”

Book:The Pink Cadillac

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“So here were the facts: I felt possessive of her. Not in a romantic sort of way, but in a "hit her over the head, drag her off by the hair, and fuck her" way. Like she was my toy and I was keeping the other boys in the sandbox from playing with her. How sick was that? If she ever heard me admit to that, she would cut off my balls and feed them to me.”

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Book:Beautiful Bastard

Source: Beautiful Bastard

“I'm Cinderella. No, I'm better than Cinderella, because she only got the prince, didn't she? I'm Cinderella with fab teeth and a shit-hot job.”

Humour Remember Me Sophie Kinsella

Book:Remember Me?

Source: Remember Me?

“After iris-scanning was legally accepted as identity verification for drivers licenses, passports and so much more, anyone could securely log onto the Internet from any computer anywhere via such a scan. Elections (much less air travel) have never been the same”

Fiction Democracy Influence Policy Humour Drama Historical Fiction Diplomacy Literary Fiction Political Goals

Book:The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]

Source: The Most Popular President Who Ever Lived [So Far]

“When it can be said by any country in the world, my poor are happy, neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them, my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars, the aged are not in want, the taxes are not oppressive, the rational world is my friend because I am the friend of happiness. When these things can be said, then may that country boast its constitution and government. Independence is my happiness, the world is my country and my religion is to do good.”

Government Happiness Perfection Constitution Independence Boast Perfect Government

Book:Rights of Man

Source: Rights of Man

“Strange, isn't it,' mused Glokta as he watched him struggle for air. 'Big men, small men, thin men, fat men, clever men, stupid men, they all respond the same to a fist in the guts. One minute you think you're the most powerful man in the world. The next you can't even breathe by yourself.”

Humour Torture

Book:Before They Are Hanged

Source: Before They Are Hanged

“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!”

Life Humour

Book:Pet Sematary

Source: Pet Sematary

“If you didn't already know, game show talent works fewer days a year than almost every profession, except maybe members of Congress.”

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Book:Just a Typo: The Cancellation of Celebrity Mo Riverlake

Source: Just a Typo: The Cancellation of Celebrity Mo Riverlake

“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in. "Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth. "Yeah, like what are your intentions toward our little Ryan," Patrick added, smirking. "What do you do for a living?" Brandon added. "Can you support Ryan's shoe fetish?" Kenneth threw his question in too. "Hmm, okay, here are my answers. I plan on feeding him, dancing with him and God willing fucking him until he can't walk straight. I help infertile chickens have baby chickens, and I think so. I'm hoping his feet are about my size. We can share shoes and everything," Phillip answered.”

Humour Gay Romance

Book:I'll Be Your Drill, Soldier

Source: I'll Be Your Drill, Soldier

“I demoted him from The Best Man Ever to just The Best Man I’d Ever Met. Superman would have charged out (hell, he’d have flown) to get Lois Lane cookies. I was pretty sure of it.”

Humour Luke Ava

Book:Rock Chick Revenge

Source: Rock Chick Revenge

“Wow, top five percent of your class at Northwestern. Nice!" Joel said and then looked over at me. "Bet you're glad to have someone so amazing working under you, huh?" Chloe coughed slightly, bringing her napkin up from her lap to cover her mouth. I smiled as I quickly glanced over to her and then back to Joel. "Yes, its absolutely amazing having Miss Mills under me. She always gets the job done.”

Humour Bennett Ryan

Book:Beautiful Bastard

Source: Beautiful Bastard

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