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Quote by Stephen King

“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!”

Quote by Stephen King

Book:Pet Sematary

Work

This horror novel delves into the dark side of human grief and the perils of tampering with the afterlife. The story follows a family who discovers an ancient Native American burial ground and inadvertently unleashes malevolent forces that threaten their lives. more

Author

Stephen King, born on September 21, 1947, is a renowned American author. His works primarily focus on horror, fantasy, and science fiction, and have won him a wide audience. King has received numerous literary awards in the United States, including the Edgar Allan Poe Award and the World Fantasy Award. more

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