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“While each of us thought, separately, Amy brought up Fran Lebowitz. "Someone asked her what her favorite animal is and she answered, 'Steak.' Isn't that perfect?”

Book:A Carnival of Snackery: Diaries 2003-2020

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A Carnival of Snackery: Diaries 2003-2020

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David Sedaris

David Sedaris, born on December 26, 1956, is an American humorist. His works are known for their unique sense of humor and profound insights into everyday life. Sedaris' writing often takes the form of memoir, narrating his personal experiences and observations. more

“Is there somebody out there? Amy, is that you?” her mother called. “No. Tell me this isn’t happening.” Quinn rested his forehead against hers. “Has she got a wiretap on you or something? I swear, she’s like a walking hard-on detector.” Amy bit her lip, trying not to laugh. Quinn levered himself up on his arms. “Mrs. P., if you value your life, you’ll go back inside and turn off the light right now.”

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Book:Her Best Friend

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“I bring my lips close to her and murmur, "We're kinda friends now" "I heard that," Garret pipes up, "And there's no 'kinda' about it. We're best friends”

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Book:The Deal

Source: The Deal

“Perhaps the only difference between the comedian, the psychologist, and the philosopher is that you can’t pretend to be a comedian.”

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Author:Neel Burton

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