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“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.”

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Jon Stewart, born on November 28, 1962, is an American satirist, comedian, writer, and television host. He is best known for his work on 'The Daily Show', where he used satire and humor to deeply analyze American politics and social issues. more

“I wish the Fallen would just come to us for a change.” Ironically, Fallen Angels dropped from the sky and surrounded us. “I wish I had a chocolate cake!” I exclaimed, staring up. No cake appeared, though I did get a few wry glances. Andrew’s body shook with silent laughter while Lucia gave me raised eyebrows. “What? It worked for the Fallen Angels.”

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Book:Abyss

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“It's theology. Were you expecting sex, drugs, and rock and roll?" "One out of the three would be nice.”

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Book:Heretics Anonymous

Source: Heretics Anonymous

“C: What do you get when a giant sneezes? Out of the way. - Marigold”

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“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me”

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Book:So You've Been Publicly Shamed

Source: So You've Been Publicly Shamed

“La situación actual se parece un poco al chiste que hacían los trabajadores de la antigua Unión Soviética: «¡Nosotros hacemos como que trabajamos y usted hace como que nos paga!»”

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Book:The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time

Source: The End of Poverty: Economic Possibilities for Our Time

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