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“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store and I couldn't find what I was looking for and so went to the shop assistants who were two girls. Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available at this store? The two girls looking at me with surprise and asked: To remove your moustache and beard?”

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“So this funny incident happened a week ago. I was in a Departmental Store, and I couldn't find what I was looking for. So I went to the shop assistants who were two girls. Me: Is Moustache and Beard Wax available in this store? The two girls looked at me with surprise and asked: to remove your moustache and beard?”

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Author:Avijeet Das

“How I'd like to be a plant, even If I had to keep vigil over a piece of shit.”

Author:Emil Cioran

“- "Do you know what lobotomy is?" - "I think so. It's when they operate and remove parts of your brain, right?" - "Right. Boyfriends are the same thing. They shrink your brain. Any female who really wants to be able to think for herself shouldn't be wasting her time on boys.”

Humour Boyfriend

Book:Boy, Snow, Bird

Source: Boy, Snow, Bird

“Peabody, am I an ass-kicker?" "Are you asking to see my scars, or is that a trick question?" "Shut up, Peabody”

Book:Vengeance in Death / Holiday in Death / Conspiracy in Death / Loyalty in Death / Witness in Death

Source: Vengeance in Death / Holiday in Death / Conspiracy in Death / Loyalty in Death / Witness in Death

“Be happy with who you are and what you do, and you can do anything you want.”

Life Inspirational Motivational Happiness Success Gratitude Appreciation Self Empowerment Knowing Oneself

Book:Life, the Truth, and Being Free

Source: Life, the Truth, and Being Free

“If you're about to lie down and take a nap, lemme know. I'll call Shore to come carry you around again," Kieran snarls at me and I shoot him a look, rolling my eyes. "Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine. Look at us getting a camp cleaned out without having our asses handed to us first! Not a broken bone in sight. I'm proud of you, Black!”

Humour Bantering

Book:Broken Bonds

Source: Broken Bonds

“Forse sapeva anche guidare bene, ma non voleva mostrarsi incoerente provandoci. Dio non voglia che poi gli fosse richiesto quotidianamente.”

Humour Humorous Quotes Humour Life

Book:Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

Source: Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“Tuttavia oggi ho altro a cui pensare e la preoccupazione mi rende piuttosto apatico. Mi fosse toccato in sorte il narcisismo avrei vissuto benissimo, invece pare che debba provare pena per gli altri, anche se non mi piacciono. Mai una gioia.”

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Book:Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

Source: Zombie Friendly: Ci si vede all'inferno

“How language changes - remember when woke just meant you were awake, social media was a gossip page in the local rag, LGBTIQ were just random letters of the alphabet and "sick" meant you were unwell?”

Humour Journalism Dogs Birds Sharks Misadventures

Book:Don't Call Me Nev

Source: Don't Call Me Nev

“I myself have an extensive collection of leather jackets, despite the fact that the only way I can tell them apart is by looking at the label sewn into the neck. And yet I will continue to buy them because, like many other items in my wardrobe, they are a perennial classic and I have a weird mental block that every time I go shopping that means I forget what I already own the moment I cross the threshold into the store.”

Fashion Humour Shopping Jackets Clothing

Book:It

Source: It