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“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

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Neel Burton is an expert in an unknown field, born on June 3, 1978. His biography and contributions are not yet clear, and more information is needed. more

“(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach) ... Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids... Sakaki: ...Eh? =-O Osaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids". Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right? Sakaki: ...... Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary? Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/”

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Book:Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

Source: Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric charges As they rise up your hair In contrast with a discharge, Rarity leaves you up in the air!”

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Book:ACross Tic

Source: ACross Tic

“Bad things can be funny like breaking a leg for good luck. Problem is that for everyone laughing there is still someone who didn't get it.”

Joke

Author:Chuck Bridges

“He pulled me toward him, and all I could do was stand there with arms at my sides and head against his chest. Broken, I feared even the slightest movement would cause pieces of me to snap off and fall to the gritty pavement.”

Romance Fiction Still Life Novella

Book:Still Life

Source: Still Life

“CUT! ... Cut... ... FUCKING CUT IT! .... Where is the fucking screenplay?”

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Book:The Life of One Kid 2

Source: The Life of One Kid 2

“You can't deal with being odd? ... Become like them... Become drug delear... Live their lifes... have fun ... and be honest...”

Fun Honest Irony Live Joke Have Their Lifes

Book:Notes Of A Dead Man Sequel

Source: Notes Of A Dead Man Sequel

“Dat's a some joke, Hey Boss.”

Comedy Joke Marx Brothers

Author:Chico Marx

“It was late when father and the Duke tracked me down feigning surprise that I was in the usual place every time as if it was a game they played, “Where’s Rose? Why, growing in her usual spot!”

Humor Rose Joke Literary Duke Gameofthrones

Author:E L Parfitt, Shattered Roses

“Adidas produced a limited-edition pair of Haçienda trainers, designed by Yohji Yamamoto (Saville has worked with Yohji since the late 1980s, creating his catalogues and advertisements). They retailed for £345 but people queued up from midnight just to be first through the doors to buy a pair. The shoes disappeared in twenty minutes - all soled out.”

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Book:The Haçienda: How Not to Run a Club

Source: The Haçienda: How Not to Run a Club

“There was once a man named Joe... Joe was insecure because he had no ears. Joe couldn’t hear a goddamn peep. And so he worked hard and saved up some money until eventually he was able to buy himself a pair of ears. And, for the first time in his life, he was able to hear the music of Beethoven and rejoice in the sound of a child’s laughter. So Joe was no longer insecure about not having ears... although now he’s a little insecure about his speech impediment.”

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Book:The Becomer

Source: The Becomer

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