“A thought popped into my head, the same one that appears any time I’m in an elevator with another person: If we get stuck between floors, how long should I wait before I suggest we draw straws? ‘I know what you’re thinking,’ Cuthbert said. I doubted that.”
“Being single is for white people. You need to stop it.”
“Clayson had a vinous nose and a tedious habit of saying brilliant things.”
“I like things catching fire and exploding so I don't have your best interests at heart”
“How I'd like to be a plant, even If I had to keep vigil over a piece of shit.”