“Shy said It's our music, coming out of our shit towns, it's not from Staten Island or Seattle or Detroit, it's from Walsall and Watford. Shaun and his mate Andy burst out laughing and Andy did a squeaky voice and said Fwom Wycombe and Weading and... Wochdale and Shy said Fuck off Andy, and Shaun said Argh man, learn to take a joke, yeah?”
“I have weapons of self-defense. They’re called jokes.”
“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”
“What did the cat say when her owner was late to feed her? You gotta be kitten me”
“I’m not…in love with you,” she said slowly. “You know that, right? It’s all a ruse, a joke.”
“Joke about politics if you must joke. Politics is usually funny any-way.”