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“I have spent less time thinking about my husband than thinking about lunch.”

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An influential work that delves into the consequences of a society where an all-seeing government monitors its citizens, raising questions about privacy, freedom, and the nature of power. more

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Lionel Shriver

Lionel Shriver is a British journalist born on May 18, 1957. She is known for her unique writing style and profound insights into social issues. more

“And just in case you didn't know this little tidbit about social interaction, let me fill you in on something: Do not ever comment on how or what or when a woman is eating anything. Don't do it. Because you know what might happen? You might trigger an obsession with food that the woman had managed to stifle for over twenty years - an obsession that throttled her ability to function throughout high school and college - all because you couldn't resist monitoring her refried beans. Good job. Well done. Five stars. Ten points for you.”

Women Food Eating Disorders

Book:The Valedictorian of Being Dead: The True Story of Dying Ten Times to Live

Source: The Valedictorian of Being Dead: The True Story of Dying Ten Times to Live

“There was something in Lima that was wrappd up in yards of violet satin from which protruded a great dropsical head and two fat pearly hands; and that was its archbishop. Between the rolls of flesh that surrounded them looked out two black eyes speaking discomfort, kindliness, and wit. A curious and eager soul was imprisoned in all this lard, but by dint of never refusing himself a pheasant or a goose or his daily procession of Roman wines, he was his own bitter jailer. He loved his cathedral; he loved his duties; he was very devout. Some days he regarded his bulk ruefully; but the distress of remorse was less poignant than the distress of fasting, and he was presently found deliberating over the secret messages that a certain roast sends to the certain salad that will follow it. And to punish himself he led an exemplary life in every other respect. He had read all the literature of antiquity and forgotten all about it except a general aroma of charm and disillusion. He had been learned in the Fathers and the Councils and forgotten all about them save a floating impression of dissensions that had no application to Peru. He had read all the libertine masterpieces of Italy and France and reread them annually;”

Food Satire 1920s

Book:The Bridge of San Luis Rey

Source: The Bridge of San Luis Rey

“People are like a mathematical puzzle. If you don’t know them, they seem difficult. However, once you understand them, they are a game. If you understand a person completely, you can deal with him as simply as you deal with yourself. If you know the nature of fire, you will not burn your fingers in it. Instead, you would use it for cooking your food.”

People Difficult Nature Fire Food Game Burn Puzzle

Book:31 Ways to Happiness

Source: 31 Ways to Happiness

“I haven't waited to be summoned for my big moment by a tap on the shoulder from a mysterious, benevolent stranger. It doesn't work that way where I'm from. You make your own opportunities where I'm from.”

Food Memoir Culinary Chef

Author:Kwame Onwuachi

“He ate a hot dog from a vendor cart for lunch and had a three course French meal for dinner. He rather preferred the hot dog.”

Humor Food Harry Potter French French Food Fanfiction

Book:Time to Fix the Mistakes

Source: Time to Fix the Mistakes

“It is well established that gaining weight around the belly is a sign of underlying sickness in many cases.”

Society Modern Food Disease Sick Weight Illness Belly Fat Obese

Author:Steven Magee

“My safety rules for eating from the food buffet: 1. Eat the hot food, as it is the least likely to food poison you. 2. Avoid the cold food, as it may have bacterial contamination. 3. Wash your hands, as they may have bacterial contamination from the handles of the food ladles. 4. Do not eat with your hands, use the knife, fork and spoon.”

Food Safety Poisoning Eat Bacteria Knife Contamination Buffet Spoon Fork

Author:Steven Magee

“Do you belive in me now?'' he asked, reaching for the plate my bacon was on. Snapping forward, I caught his hand around the wrist before he got a hold of my bacon. ''I might believe you, but that doesn't mean you can steal my bacon.”

Funny Food Bacon

Book:Wicked

Source: Wicked

“Once in a while i am struck all over again... by just how blue the sky appears .. on wind-played autumn mornings, blue enough to bruise a heart.”

Poetry Nature Poetry Quotes Poems Autumn Indian Authors Bruise

Author:Sanober Khan

“Last of his toothpaste, last of his Wheat Chex, last of his 5-Quick-Cinnamon-Rolls-With-Icing, his Pop Secret Microwave Pop- corn, his Deluxe Fudge Brownie Mix next to my Casbah Nutted Pilaf on the sparser shelf, I'm using it all up. Chanting: he'd-want-me- to-he'd-want-me-to. To consume loss like a hydra-headed meal of would-have-dones accompanied by missed-shared-delight. What can I tell you?”

Death Poetry Loss Grief Food Poem Mourning

Author:Tess Gallagher

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