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“I've long joked that I got in through the back door, so whenever I am let in through the front door, I run to the back to see who I can let in.”

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“Like a true jester, even his own pain was just a joke. He would stub his toe, and laugh and dance and sing different songs he never wrote. Out of his mouth, he would go, 'Ouch! Without a doubt! Shout it out loud! And pout about it!' And very much so, they all loved such a dumb way to cope.”

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Source: Love Auction: Too Risky to Love Again

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Book:A Court of Thorns and Roses

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“Shy said It's our music, coming out of our shit towns, it's not from Staten Island or Seattle or Detroit, it's from Walsall and Watford. Shaun and his mate Andy burst out laughing and Andy did a squeaky voice and said Fwom Wycombe and Weading and... Wochdale and Shy said Fuck off Andy, and Shaun said Argh man, learn to take a joke, yeah?”

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