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“Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away.”

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“Don't forget you are with him for sex only. Remove the cobwebs as Sarah suggested. Have fun like auntie said. You don't have to get to know him.”

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Book:Love Auction: Too Risky to Love Again

Source: Love Auction: Too Risky to Love Again

“I can't wait to hike around the mountains looking for old bones,” Stacey said. “Can we do it at midnight under a full moon on Friday the 13th?”

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Book:House of Whispers

Source: House of Whispers

“I always supposed I would be delicious,' I hear him say.”

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Book:The Queen of Nothing

Source: The Queen of Nothing

“Lucien,' my captor said quietly, the name echoing with a hint of a snarl. 'Behave.' Lucien went rigid, but he hopped off the edge of the table and bowed deeply to me. 'My apologies, lady.' Another joke at my expense. 'I'm Lucien. Courtier and emissary.' He gestured to me with a flourish. 'Your eyes are like stars, and your hair like burnished gold.”

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Book:A Court of Thorns and Roses

Source: A Court of Thorns and Roses

“Shy said It's our music, coming out of our shit towns, it's not from Staten Island or Seattle or Detroit, it's from Walsall and Watford. Shaun and his mate Andy burst out laughing and Andy did a squeaky voice and said Fwom Wycombe and Weading and... Wochdale and Shy said Fuck off Andy, and Shaun said Argh man, learn to take a joke, yeah?”

England Joke Teenagers Nineties Jungle Music

Book:Shy

Source: Shy

“Proportion is the rule in all things. If a joke goes to malicious bounds, or if, for example, admiration turns to jealousy, nobody can stomach them. These things are like rice-cake, which is delicious toasted but horrible if it's burned black. Country people don't have the ability to make this kind of distinction and have no idea where to draw the line.”

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Book:Botchan

Source: Botchan

“I have weapons of self-defense. They’re called jokes.”

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Book:Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Source: Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

“So why were we all summoned here today?” Jacob asked. “Is there a murder mystery involved? Someone in this restaurant is the killer? I’m guessing it was the chef, in the kitchen, with the sausage gravy. Did the victim die of rapid-onset heart disease?”

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Book:Terminal

Source: Terminal

“I hope they have ghost insurance.” “Pretty sure you've used that joke before,” Stacey told me. “Well, maybe Jacob hadn't heard it yet.” “I have,” Jacob said.”

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Book:House of Whispers

Source: House of Whispers

“Nerd!” “You're just embarrassed you don't know more about dragons,” Jacob said. “It's okay.”

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Book:Maze of Souls

Source: Maze of Souls